Stan:

[ ] You're the normal kid (in your group of friends)
[ ] You have an older sister
[ ] You often puke
[x] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[x] Your dad can be really stupid
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You have a lot of talents
Count: 2

Kyle:

[ ] You're Jewish
[x] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[x] You easily get mad
[x] Your hair is curly
[ ] You're diabetic
[ ] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 3

Cartman:

[x] You're fat/big-boned
[ ] You get made fun of because of your body weight
[ ] People make fat jokes about you
[x] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[ ] You have a single mother for a reason
Count: 2

Kenny:

[ ] You hide your face
[ ] You're quiet
[x] You love boobies
[x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor
[x] Your parents fight all the time
[ ] You beg for money
Count: 3

Butters:

[x] You often get called "gay"
[ ] You get grounded all the time
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[ ] You've seen your parents naked before
[ ] You have a fatass friend
[ ] You're not that popular at school
[ ] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 2

Craig:

[x] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[ ] You think you're cool
[x] Most of the time you're not happy
[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[x] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
Count: 5

Clyde:

[ ] You're attractive
[ ] You love tacos
[ ] Girls/Guys love you
[x] You love parties
[x] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes
[x] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Count: 4

Token:

[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[if it did I wouldn't watch South Park] Anything racist gets you mad
[ ] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow
[x] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[ ] You live in a big house
[ ] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 1

Wendy:

[ ] You're a Straight A Student
[x] You're a feminist
[ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You fall in love with other boys/girls
[ ] You get called a "hoe"
[x] You get mad easily at things against you
[ ] School is fun to you
[x] You're a bitch
Count: 3

Bebe:

[ ] Your hair is blonde
[ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[ ] You like playing Truth or Dare
[ ] You love girl talk
[I hate the things] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 1

Red:

[ ] You have straight red hair
[ ] You wear violet
[x] You can be a total bitch at some times
[ ] You love talking on the phone
[x] You get called by your nickname
[ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[ ] You talk only to your friends
Count: 2

Randy Marsh:

[x] You've been drunk before
[x] You are often stupid
[ ] You want to become a geologist one day
[ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
[ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason
[x] You play childish games
[x] You've once did something gay in your life
[ ] You love beer
Count: 4

Lol Craig.